Listening to: coffee brewing
Reading: chapters 27-28 of Basics of Biblical Greek (William D Mounce)
Day #22:
"A letter to someone who has hurt you recently."
Dear 3rd Floor Simplot's Uncanny Exploding Toilet,
I'll admit it-- you were my favorite stall. You had the most amusing "Bathroom Chats" as well as the Goldilocks effect of not being too big or too small, but in fact, just right. I longed to use you my first day back from winter break, but for some reason- intuition, let's say?- I passed you by for the more cramped and frosty corner stall.
Good thing I did.
Not two minutes after I dried my hands those foul smelling brown paper towels and walked back to my room, I heard the sounds of an angry water typhoon. You, yes, you sir, had EXPLODED all over some nice girl's Uggs! Really, I was astounded when I heard.
Though this instance left none but the Ugg boots worse for wear, I have to say that you have broken the sacred covenant of trust between a girl and her toilet. I fear that we can no longer do business together.
Adieu, good sir.
Sincerely, etc,
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